Dear diary, today started off like any other. I was home at Koonya, in my hole nice and cosy. Grabbed an Ab for brekky and then contemplated life in general. Thought about visiting that cute female on the other side of the gutter. She must know that I watch her as she had just shed her shell and was looking rather HOT! Why not? It's a nice day for walk, and who knows, I may get lucky. No sooner do I stick my head out the door when this GIANT ARSEHOLE grabs me from behind and shoves me in a little bag. A little later I am tossed into a big hot tub. Not only is the temperature a little warm for my liking, but there are no chicks! Today has been a major bummer!!!!
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