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 Post subject: Re: weirdo
PostPosted: 16 Feb 2012, 19:16 
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PostPosted: 18 Feb 2012, 16:39 
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lol marmo.. your funny


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PostPosted: 18 Feb 2012, 16:53 
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Would be a lot funnier if it was his work. You can tell it isn't by the correct grammar or by googling M&M duels.

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PostPosted: 18 Feb 2012, 18:05 
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PostPosted: 19 Feb 2012, 23:42 
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I watched a gay porno once.......the girls just never came :shock:

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PostPosted: 20 Feb 2012, 08:29 
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Yes I have done it when I was i college with a buddy. I am not gay but whenever we would work out at the gym he would strip to shower or something,and I would see his naked ass, I couldn't help but wonder what it smelt like. so I would sniff his underwear that he would leave just outside his locker. After doing it a few times, I really lost the desire to smell anyone's ass anymore. Kinda like "you've seen one you seem them all". Well it also applies to "you've smelt one, you've smelt them all."


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PostPosted: 20 Feb 2012, 10:48 
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You're about to be banned Marmo!

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 Post subject: Re: weirdo
PostPosted: 20 Feb 2012, 11:39 
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Lol ok I'll stop just thought this was the free for all section


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PostPosted: 26 Feb 2012, 12:25 
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In the late 80's I was a dive guide on Phi Phi Island in Thailand. This day I only had 2 pommie sheila's to look after and being 'Hornbags' thought I'd take them to 'shark point' one of the best dives off PP. Any way we'd been diving for about 40 min's when one of the girls taps me on the shoulder to show me something. She gestures "What's that?" Filling my mask with water from uncontrollable laughing, I was confronted by what could only be described as a 'baby wolf eel' descending on us. We had swam under another boat from which someone had just backed out an extremely LARGE king brown, well over a foot long. To my horror, she swam toward it as if to grab it so I grabbed her arm and warned her against it. I motioned we keep going and we moved on. Later on the boat she quizzed me about it and I told her it was a poisonous variety of sea cucumber and shouldn't be handled. :P She didn't believe the part about it being poisonous and kept questioning me on and on so I said to her, "see that dive boat over there, see that small room on the back, that's a shitter" "What's a shitter? she says" "A toilet!" "That's the birth place of your so called sea monster" She was disgusted and her friend was pissed she didn't see it. She had a camera! (sick bitch) :twisted:

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PostPosted: 28 Feb 2012, 23:00 
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haha should have let her fight it!

slapper did you see me fall out of the boat the other day?
just as you pulled up i looked over and lost balance and went ass up!

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PostPosted: 02 Mar 2012, 14:32 
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Was it me Paddy? I've been on holidays since the 27th. Spew'n I missed it! Ha ha ha!

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PostPosted: 02 Mar 2012, 21:26 
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Saw a bloke f'all out of a boat in Eden around then Paddy?

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PostPosted: 03 Mar 2012, 13:33 
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paddyfish wrote:
so if anyone has any storys or even pics of weird things they have seen on a dive let us know

(can you tell im bored)?


went for a dive at the beach on the end of sunnyside road mt eliza ONCE and never again. Reef was actually pretty good and harboured heaps of pinkys and some flattys. The 'activity' in the car park was quite unusual to say the least. Middle aged men were coming and going constantly, i have never seen anything like it. I didnt think too much at the time but later googled sunnyside rd beach mt eliza only to find that there is a nudist beach just down from there that has been turned into a gaye beat. So yeah that was pretty weird, wont be going back. Shame cause the reef is pretty good. One guy in the carpark had his mini van there and a was sitting in the back on a double bed doing his make up. When he got out i realised he had breasts, he looked just like that serial killer from silence of the lambs. You know the one that was all 'it puts the lotion on its skin, it puts the lotion on its skin' :lol: It wasnt right, actually pretty creepy now i think of it. So yeah if you wanna see some weird shit make your way down there.


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PostPosted: 06 Mar 2012, 22:26 
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popeye your not the only one that has been down there without a clue..pulled up outside the toilet block about 5 years ago looking at water. saw a bloke in his car was turning around looking at me ,didnt think much of it ,,texting someone looked up to this bloke walking over winking and giving me the nod. .i looked up and saw the sign on toilets... police monitor this area.whats that about ?????drove down behind the boat houses got out for a smoke .car comes up parks next to me ..this old fat bloke sitting there looking at me .i thought what the fark.is going on here,.'chucked my smoke down went to step on it f...........ken standing in a sea of condoms must have been 10 of them .....still recon my burnout is there.....

...lol maybe i need to get out more


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PostPosted: 20 Mar 2012, 21:05 
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lol, well i think the sunnyside road story has just about killed this thread :lol:


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