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ode to a jet ski person.
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Author:  Greg [ 20 Nov 2011, 09:57 ]
Post subject:  ode to a jet ski person.

Jet-ski person, selfish fink.
May your silly jet-ski sink.
May you hit a pile of rocks,
Oh hoonish summer coastal pox

Noisy smoking dickhead fool,
On your loathsome leisure tool,
Give us all a jolly lark
And sink beside a hungry shark

Scream as in it’s fangs you go
Your last attention-seeking show
While on the beach we all join in
With “three cheers for the dorsal fin”


Michael Leunig

Sorry Brett.

Author:  kiwi_scott [ 20 Nov 2011, 10:20 ]
Post subject:  Re: ode to a jet ski person.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Flag didn't work last season
So this time I'm trying something new

Image

Author:  paddyfish [ 20 Nov 2011, 15:24 ]
Post subject:  Re: ode to a jet ski person.

They gave me a good laugh :-) :lol:

Author:  mozzy1979 [ 22 Nov 2011, 12:17 ]
Post subject:  Re: ode to a jet ski person.

kiwi_scott wrote:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Flag didn't work last season
So this time I'm trying something new

Image



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