Jet-ski person, selfish fink.
May your silly jet-ski sink.
May you hit a pile of rocks,
Oh hoonish summer coastal pox

Noisy smoking dickhead fool,
On your loathsome leisure tool,
Give us all a jolly lark
And sink beside a hungry shark

Scream as in it’s fangs you go
Your last attention-seeking show
While on the beach we all join in
With “three cheers for the dorsal fin”


Michael Leunig

Sorry Brett.

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WARNING: CONTAINS CARROT

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Flag didn't work last season
So this time I'm trying something new

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Civilisation ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.

They gave me a good laugh

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Forever falling through the water column

classic!